A little kid walks into a city bus and sits right behind the driver and starts yelling, "If my dad was a bull and my mom a cow, I would be a little bull."

The kid goes on with several animals until the bus driver gets angry and yells at the kid, "What if your dad was a drunk and your mom was a prostitute?!"

The kid smiles and says, "I would be a bus driver"

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