This is an oldie but a goodie, and maybe someone hasn't heard this one yet.

One morning Superman was flying around, really horny, wanting to make it with a girl. A few minutes later he sees Wonder Woman, naked on the roof of her building on a Sunbathing chair. Using his super speed, he flies down, does the deed, and leaves before she knows what happened.

Wonder Woman: What the hell was that?
Invisible Man: I don't know but my butt hurts like hell now!

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